I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY WHOLE LIFE OMG
WHAT I CANNOT THAT IS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN EVER
THE TRUE FACTS SERIES IS CLASSIC OK
As a serious drinker of gin and tonic, this was hilarious.
I do the Vodka and soda.
This will never not make me laugh.
Those expressions are brilliant.
when drinking a fancy cocktail that is what i look like i validate this 200%
This is perfect.
Gerade unerwarteterweise wiedergefunden (wozu Umzüge doch gut sind).
Damals zum ersten Mal - seit dem immer wieder.
Diese eine Liebe und so… <3
9/9 SPN Characters as Avengers Characters >> ALL
I decided it was gonna get a bit spammy if I post each of them, so I made a photoset!
- this is awesome
What the fuck Gru how do you notice this like they are all basically indentical
That’s because he truly loves them and knows them
i love when that other one slaps his head like “nigga tryin steal my love gtfo”
Overused Movie Poster Cliches [via]
Previously: Movie Posters Recreated with Comic Sans and Clip Art
Animals not giving a fuck
TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”